We know you’ve got troubles, and she’s here to help ain’t she? Crimea’s a self-appointed expert and life coach specializing in: sex, relationships, politics, careers, sex, needlepoint and sex or raisin’ kids or whatnot.”

“I’m not being judgmental, I’m just telling the truth, ‘n everyone knows it.”

Send us a note won’t ya hun and we’ll get Crimea over to crash your party.

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