LONGISH JOHN SILVER

Longish John Silver, the scourge of the six seas (got a little lost trying to find that last one). Do NOT take directions from this man.

The most pathetic swashbuckler in town and taken to bouts of seasickness and bad puns.

Send us a note in a bottle to get Longish John Silver to crash your party

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FATHER O’BLABBERMOUTH

BRING ON THE BINGO AND PASS THE PLATE IT’S TIME TO GET CHURCHED.

“There’s nothing like a good confession, and THAT was nothing like a good confession…now give us the good stuff.”

Send us a wee note to book Father O’Blabbermouth to crash your party.

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VINNIE TESTIVARDIE

VINNIE brings the roaring 20’s to a roaring good time.

Runs the sweetest cabaret and gin joint in town. He’ll organize your crap game and maybe even let you win for a small donation to his favourite charity.

Watch yourself though, he’s got a way with the ladies and a way with the dice…problem is he’s sort of lost his way on both areas

Don’t crap out, shoot us a note about getting Vinnie to crash your party.

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CRIMEA RIVER

We know you’ve got troubles, and she’s here to help ain’t she? Crimea’s a self-appointed expert and life coach specializing in: sex, relationships, politics, careers, sex, needlepoint and sex or raisin’ kids or whatnot.”

“I’m not being judgmental, I’m just telling the truth, ‘n everyone knows it.”

Send us a note won’t ya hun and we’ll get Crimea over to crash your party.

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DUNNO – THE ANTI CLOWN

“If I have to blow up one more balloon animal I’m gonna lose my S**T. “

Dunno is a clown that will never break character. His character was broken in 1997 when his wife ran off with the kid’s math teacher.

A veteran of Ontario Place the CNE and WAY too many children’s events, Dunno hates parties almost as much as he hates clowns.

Send us a note about having Dunno crash your party.

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